Me around kids:
me around people my age:
That awkward moment when you have to make up an excuse to not hang out with someone because you’d rather chill at home.
- dad: those people on that tumblr website are gonna kidnap you one day
- me: dad they barely even leave their room
When I get married, the person who’s going to become my wife just has to bring her body over,
— Kim Jaejoong - Shanghai Press Con (via onlykismet)
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